I ain'ts gots no flies on me

[the_siobhan]

This week I got x-rayed. Today I got the results. Final report; there is no permanent damage or degeneration in my spine. That means all the pain and mobility issues I am having are in the muscles and local nerves. That means they are repairable. I will get better. I will not be spending the rest of my life feeling like somebody is sneaking up behind me and stabbing me with rusty coat hangers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, break out the fucking champaign.

In other news, the food box this week gave me a three-pound yam. I'm thinking of stuffing it and cooking it in the turkey pan, just for old time's sake.