Boogie Woogie Flu

[the_siobhan]

I got a fishing email from ebay claiming mine was the winning bid on "San Francisco Whiskey Tobacco Whorehouse". For $166.95.

Dude, if I got the chance to scoop a whorehouse for $166.95, you can bet your shortly-to-be-pimped ass I'd jump on it.

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One of my New Year's Resolutions was to write more letters to politicians about things that I care about. I started talking about it, thinking that would kick my butt to do it more often. Instead it had the opposite effect.

I guess "Outraged in Brockton" isn't really my idiom.

Mind you, I wasn't very good at chaining myself to bulldozers either, so whatcha' gonna do?

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I just read this article. I hereby vow to respond to all such discussions with, "Yep. You're a real barn. Me on the other hand, I look great."

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Felt like ass Monday. Felt great yesterday. Feel like ass today. Tomorrow, who knows. Superpowers maybe.

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Saw this video the other day on triplespiral's LJ. Formulaic, but I really dug it.


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And how can you not like the name Scroobius Pip?

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This post contained three gratuitous asses and one butt.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/cincinnatus_c_/]

I guess "Outraged in Brockton" isn't really my idiom.

Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please elimimate three. I am not a crackpot.

But actually, of course, the real reason I am commenting is that your latest JCs reminded me of this one, which I'd meant to create and present you with since Black History Month. (Have I mentioned that I like this game?)

Though I do also enjoy your asses. And your whores. Particularly your whores.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT!

I love it. :-)

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

I dug the video too. I'd have dug it even more if immediately upon seeing the guy, I didn't think to myself, "self, isn't this the guy who pulled the Richmond DMV prank?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvO640ODwA)