which way is up?

[the_siobhan]

Holy crap am I tired.

Yesterday I went to get my vertigo sorted out - an exercise that basically consisted of my chiropractor rolling me around on a table to try and guide out whatever is bumping around in my ear canal. I'm not sure if it worked because the only way to tell is to tilt my head and see if I get dizzy - and I'm not allowed to do that for 48 hours.

So I had to sleep sitting up last night. Axel tucked me onto the couch with various pillows and blankets wedging me into place and I spent the night drifting in and out of a half-awake half-dreaming state that never completely resolved into sleep. Today I'm tripping over my own feet.

So far I'm doing ok with putting on shoes and navigating stairs. The worst part is not being able to look down at the toilet seat in the public bathrooms at work. The women who work here are nasty.

Comments

[eciklb.livejournal.com]

The worst part is not being able to look down at the toilet seat in the public bathrooms at work. The women who work here are nasty.

This might be a good time to develop hovering skills. (As opposed to Hoovering skills, which are really a lot less useful).

[peculiaire.livejournal.com]

The problem is that it's often the hover-ers that cause the problem! If you can hover without spraying pee all over the toilet seat, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to ALL THOSE OTHER DAMN HOVER-ERS.

*ahem*

[eciklb.livejournal.com]

*grin* It's an issue of hovering close enough to the seat...but then, I actually prefer Turkish toilets. I know they're considered to be primitive in the Western world, but there's a lot to be said for not having to touch anything while using a toilet.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Why do women who pee standing up never lift the seat?

Inquiring minds (with wet bums) want to know.

[eciklb.livejournal.com]

Beats the heck out of me. I usually do it in Greece, where in public bathrooms hovering is so much expected that there often are no seats, just the rim of the bowl.

[eveofdstruction.livejournal.com]

*fingers crossed* Both that it works and that you don't sit in anything icky.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

The phrase "bumping around in my ear carnal" leapt out at me.
I was afraid to read more.

*shakes head*

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Could be *spiders*!