Boogie Woogie Flu

I got a fishing email from ebay claiming mine was the winning bid on "San Francisco Whiskey Tobacco Whorehouse". For $166.95.

Dude, if I got the chance to scoop a whorehouse for $166.95, you can bet your shortly-to-be-pimped ass I'd jump on it.

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One of my New Year's Resolutions was to write more letters to politicians about things that I care about. I started talking about it, thinking that would kick my butt to do it more often. Instead it had the opposite effect.

I guess "Outraged in Brockton" isn't really my idiom.

Mind you, I wasn't very good at chaining myself to bulldozers either, so whatcha' gonna do?

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I just read this article. I hereby vow to respond to all such discussions with, "Yep. You're a real barn. Me on the other hand, I look great."

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Felt like ass Monday. Felt great yesterday. Feel like ass today. Tomorrow, who knows. Superpowers maybe.

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Saw this video the other day on triplespiral's LJ. Formulaic, but I really dug it.


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And how can you not like the name Scroobius Pip?

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This post contained three gratuitous asses and one butt.

Unreal TV

I KNOW there are people on my f-list who watch reality shows. Can't fool me, I know you are out there.

So I ask you, what shows do you like? Which ones do you hate? Which shows do you love to hate?

And Why?

Let's call it research.

(And it just occurs to me now - are there communities devoted to such things?)