Chapter Two of Diane's Penis

Had to take a break to go to the store and buy more tonic.

All fixed now.

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Chapter Three of Diane's Penis

( lessie, this would make it four g&t's later... )

Chapter Four of Diane's Penis

I just took my contacts out and my eyes have not yet adjusted to the glasses. So I can't see the screen all that well. Expect lots of typos here on in.

( wherein our heroine is even more misunderstood )

Chapter Five of Diane's Penis

( definitely slowing down )

Chapter Six of Diane's Penis

( at least I think it's six )

never made it past Six-and-a-half

( last tail end )

That's me done. I'm falling down now.

People are coming to my house very very soon. gah. Hopefully I'll hear them come in.

(4502 words. Not bad for one night.)

[EDIT] And from the looks of it this morning, about a half a bottle of gin.

aftermath

If there was any true justice in the world I would feel like death on a plate. Instead I woke up wide awake at 8:30 this morning (8:30 yesterday's time, mind you) and I feel great. I've been packing and sorting and otherwise getting psyched for my trip.

See, it's true that life isn't fair. But sometimes it's not fair in your favour.

Last night was fun. Even if I did type off the last two chapters squinting at the screen with one eye closed.

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You are all quite mad.

OK, I'll have to set aside a night to get nicely potted and figure out what happens next. Unfortunately I don't think it's going to be tonight - I've had a couple of beers but they are just making me sleepy.

I have an alcoholic muse. Go figure.