never made it past Six-and-a-half

[the_siobhan]

Jane announced she was coming along since “business was slow anyway” so the three of them piled into Diane’s car. Diane was hesitant at first – she had been avoiding getting into the car next to the penis, but she wasn’t about to let anybody else drive the car. It lay there completely non-threatening whenever she glanced over at it. If anything it had shrunk a bit in the cold.

Jane and Warren argued over the directions but they eventually steered her to a set of warehouses in a neighborhood that she normally thought of as a “bad” part of town. They spent some time driving up and down small streets and alleys until Diane started thinking they were on a complete wild goose chase, then suddenly there were there. The low thump of music spilled out from behind heavy metal doors that were painted with the insignia Circus Chaotica.

That's me done. I'm falling down now.

People are coming to my house very very soon. gah. Hopefully I'll hear them come in.

(4502 words. Not bad for one night.)

[EDIT] And from the looks of it this morning, about a half a bottle of gin.

Comments

[elixxir.livejournal.com]

What?? That's it?? You realize this is going to haunt me until you finish it right??

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I have been kind of debating with myself on whether or not I want to finish it off.

[mathochist.livejournal.com]

I wanna know what the penis does in the circus!
Can it do tricks?
Roll over?
Sit up and beg?

[liz-lowlife.livejournal.com]

All penises need finishing off!
Why should this one be any different?!

[hobbitbabe.livejournal.com]

Tail end, that's funny.

[shimmerdance.livejournal.com]

Hi there ~

I'm Roxanne, Shannon's PLP. Pleasure to 'meet' you. I absolutely love your story and I hope you'll finish it. If you don't, I will always feel there is something incomplete in my life. Fabulous drunken writing, dear.

R

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And nice to meet you too. :-)

[frogmistress.livejournal.com]

Great story! I'd love to read the end, should you ever finish it.

I keep thinking of all the fun one could have with a human size dick in the car with them!

The reactions of the car pool would be priceless.

[baratron.livejournal.com]

The amazing thing is how coherent your drunken writing is. I mean, your spelling and grammar both seem fine, and I don't think you've suffered from overuse of the same bleedin' word or stock phrase like I do.

You absolutely MUST finish this, as I really do want to know what happens. I'm hoping the giant penis will take revenge on all the losers in Diane's life, allowing her to achieve emancipation. A feminist penis story! Yes :D

[tamago23.livejournal.com]

I am filled with woe that you never finished the awesomeness that is Diane's Penis.