J is for "Just What the Hell Were You Thinking?

Dear self,

You know pizza is going to put you in a world of pain. So why exactly, do you insist on eating it anyway?

Are you really that much of a masochist? Can't you just settle for rough sex and a red wine hangover like the rest of the world?

Go eat some more codeine you stupid, stupid woman.

Signed, the meatsuit that is currently kicking your dumb ass.

the candy man can

Codeine couldn't touch this one. Demorol otoh, did the trick nicely. I am pain-free and more than a little bit stoned.

Now I'm trying to decide whether or not to go in to work.

Down side: Likelihood of making mistakes increased. Likelihood of remembering to put on the mouth filters before talking to people substantially decreased.

Upside: Might make for a funny story afterward.




ETA"More than a little bit" has just been upgraded to "off my tits".

What I'm listening to right this second: 65 Days Of Static.