Dear self,
You know pizza is going to put you in a world of pain. So why exactly, do you insist on eating it anyway?
Are you really that much of a masochist? Can't you just settle for rough sex and a red wine hangover like the rest of the world?
Go eat some more codeine you stupid, stupid woman.
Signed, the meatsuit that is currently kicking your dumb ass.
You know pizza is going to put you in a world of pain. So why exactly, do you insist on eating it anyway?
Are you really that much of a masochist? Can't you just settle for rough sex and a red wine hangover like the rest of the world?
Go eat some more codeine you stupid, stupid woman.
Signed, the meatsuit that is currently kicking your dumb ass.