i hate the way you eat your toast

[the_siobhan]

One of these days I'm going to get up in the morning and my head is just going to break right off my neck and roll under the bed.

And on that day I will still have to jam it back on my fucking shoulders dust bunnies and all, wash the dishes, help somebody find his keys, organize a home repair and get dinged for being 10 minutes late for fucking work.

Comments

[victorianrose23.livejournal.com]

Yay life! Ain't it grand?

*smooch* Hope your day gets better :)

[dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way: a day like that can only get better.

At least that's what I keep telling myself...

Hope you're feeling better by now...

[panic-girl.livejournal.com]

At least you have fabulous hair.

/vapid

[entropymage.livejournal.com]

If you're going to be fucking work, make sure work wears protection.

You're lucky that work takes 10 minutes to fuck you. Then again, I'm assuming that you're doing all the work, and that work is just lying back and enjoying it and you're still getting fucked.

Statistically, though, I'd say that work fucks most people. It usually only takes a couple of minutes, first thing in the morning, and then work just rolls over and falls asleep, no pillow talk, nothing...

Reminds me of the old saying, back when I was in the reserves...

"I love the fucking army, and the army loves fucking me..."