things i don't need in my brain first thing in the morning: item# 21578

[the_siobhan]

The Toronto Tourism board has a new advertising campaign. On bus shelters and posters all over the city it says in big letters "Wecome to Toronto" and underneath in even bigger letters "We're Expecting You".

Of course every time I see this the theme from The Love Boat starts unspooling in my head.

This is all bad enough. But the real clincher is that the more tired I am, the less able I am to control the part of my brain that starts singing along with whatever is playing in my head...

One day some poor bastard commuter is going to snap and take me out with his lunch pail. And no jury in the world would convict him.

Comments

[ravensee.livejournal.com]

Now I have it in my head!

Only I have this as the video:

[greylock.livejournal.com]

the less able I am to control the part of my brain that starts singing along with whatever is playing in my head...

I WANT TO SEE THIS.
So very, very much.

Are you a cheap drunk?

[ash-pixie.livejournal.com]

So what happens if you see a really short guy in a white suit?

[the_axel]

Are you a cheap drunk?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

ahem

No, she is not.

and looove won't hurt anymore...

[eveofdstruction.livejournal.com]

Damn it. Now I'm singing it. Rhiannon is very confused.

[bcholmes.livejournal.com]

la la la la I can't hear you la la

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I start looking for a plane?

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

That's AWESOME!

[ash-pixie.livejournal.com]

hehe that's what I figured. :D

[ash-pixie.livejournal.com]

I think Cheap Drunk could be defined as the polar opposite of Siobhan. This is not to be thought of as a bad thing, I admire her for this and many, many other reasons.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Well, damn.
Since applying CIA approved sleep dep techniques is out of the question, I'm going to have to take up a collection, get her drunk *and* convince her to sing The Love Boat Theme.

[elusis.livejournal.com]

Hey, just bring her to San Francisco... ;)

(runs away from Sio very very fast)