borked, day five
Oct. 30th, 2009 10:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
the_siobhanAxel announced today that he thinks I have swine flu. I hadn't thought I had any kind of flu or anything other than an especially bad cold, but he pointed at some really obvious symptoms and I had to concede that he might have a point.
So I called tele-health this morning. And waited on hold for an hour before getting offered the option of leaving voice mail. At which point I got cut off. So I called back. Waited on hold for an hour. Finally got to leave a voice mail - and the recorded voice informed me that I would have to wait over an hour for a callback.
Apparently there is an epidemic going on in Toronto right now.
You know how in zombie movies there is always one guy who just never notices? He gets into his car every day and drives to work until the day he just can't get through all the abandoned burning cars on the highway so he goes home and then while he's on the phone trying to get ahold of his boss his wife comes up behind him and chews off the back of his head?
That would be me.
So I called tele-health this morning. And waited on hold for an hour before getting offered the option of leaving voice mail. At which point I got cut off. So I called back. Waited on hold for an hour. Finally got to leave a voice mail - and the recorded voice informed me that I would have to wait over an hour for a callback.
Apparently there is an epidemic going on in Toronto right now.
You know how in zombie movies there is always one guy who just never notices? He gets into his car every day and drives to work until the day he just can't get through all the abandoned burning cars on the highway so he goes home and then while he's on the phone trying to get ahold of his boss his wife comes up behind him and chews off the back of his head?
That would be me.