borked, day five
Oct. 30th, 2009 10:08 amAxel announced today that he thinks I have swine flu. I hadn't thought I had any kind of flu or anything other than an especially bad cold, but he pointed at some really obvious symptoms and I had to concede that he might have a point.
So I called tele-health this morning. And waited on hold for an hour before getting offered the option of leaving voice mail. At which point I got cut off. So I called back. Waited on hold for an hour. Finally got to leave a voice mail - and the recorded voice informed me that I would have to wait over an hour for a callback.
Apparently there is an epidemic going on in Toronto right now.
You know how in zombie movies there is always one guy who just never notices? He gets into his car every day and drives to work until the day he just can't get through all the abandoned burning cars on the highway so he goes home and then while he's on the phone trying to get ahold of his boss his wife comes up behind him and chews off the back of his head?
That would be me.
So I called tele-health this morning. And waited on hold for an hour before getting offered the option of leaving voice mail. At which point I got cut off. So I called back. Waited on hold for an hour. Finally got to leave a voice mail - and the recorded voice informed me that I would have to wait over an hour for a callback.
Apparently there is an epidemic going on in Toronto right now.
You know how in zombie movies there is always one guy who just never notices? He gets into his car every day and drives to work until the day he just can't get through all the abandoned burning cars on the highway so he goes home and then while he's on the phone trying to get ahold of his boss his wife comes up behind him and chews off the back of his head?
That would be me.
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Date: 2009-10-30 02:23 pm (UTC)/PS: I hate automated phone systems like that.
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Date: 2009-10-30 02:31 pm (UTC)The man has a nuclear powered immune system.
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Date: 2009-10-30 02:36 pm (UTC)Which is kinda weird given that I have a practically non-existent immune system at the best of times, and my new meds depress the white cell count so that I'm probably officially immune compromised (if I could be bothered to be tested).
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Date: 2009-10-30 02:42 pm (UTC)I swear, I'm not trying to pin this on him. :P
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Date: 2009-10-30 02:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-30 03:11 pm (UTC)The word on Google is that if you don't show symptoms for a week then you're clean.
Also, the odds are Sio & I would have been exposed at the same time since we work together and Sio rarely goes out without me (and even if she does we'll expose each other within 12 hours :-)
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Date: 2009-10-30 03:16 pm (UTC)Yeah my sisters are vaxed from the 70s too.
"expose"
Date: 2009-10-30 03:59 pm (UTC)Re: "expose"
Date: 2009-10-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-30 03:13 pm (UTC)The bone ache was the grossest thing - I felt like my bones were actively making cells and leaking them out, it was the deepest most peculiar all-over skeletal ache. Vile. That's when I realized(after about 5 days) ok...maybe this isn't a stupid cold.
Feel better! :/
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Date: 2009-10-30 03:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-30 07:06 pm (UTC)Feel better, Sio.
I'm really fucking glad my doc's office came up with a shot for me. :-/
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Date: 2009-10-30 11:05 pm (UTC)So much for timing.
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Date: 2009-10-30 03:18 pm (UTC)"the only strain of flu now circulating in the community is the H1N1 variety" (Montreal Gazette today)
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Date: 2009-10-30 03:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-10-30 03:58 pm (UTC)Silver lining ftw. I've booked the kids for the shot - figure if something similar but more evil comes along in their lifetimes, which is entirely expected by authorities on this stuff, it's definitely worth it for that.
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Date: 2009-10-31 12:21 am (UTC)I'd be going myself if it wasn't for the immense line ups everywhere. Hopefully I can get Ivy and Caroline out for it tomorrow.
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Date: 2009-10-31 01:56 pm (UTC):: hugs ::
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Date: 2009-11-01 06:16 pm (UTC)Get better soon, and be sure to make some homemade spicy chicken soup with lots a veggies! :)
Jenn