I never did get to pee

[the_siobhan]

I had a dream last night where every time I went to the bathroom all these people would show up and start asking me to do things for them. I would hunt out some private cubicle in some deserted corner of the universe and no sooner had I mounted the throne when the door would open and I would have to agree to a series of favours - everything from driving a truck full of gnu, zebra and ostriches to Judder[1] to helping some girl break the love spell that a local witch had used to steal her fiance away.

I suspect I might be feeling a little over-extended.

[1]Lee, what are you up to over there?

Comments

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a classic "Wake up & go pee, woman!" dream to me. I get them all the damn time. Be grateful you weren't running from falling bits of the World Trade Centre.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Normally I would expect so, but when I woke up I didn't actually have to pee that much.

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

How curious! A phantom-pee-dream?

You don't want to know how much of my subconscious seems to involve scenarios in which I cannot pee privately, & run frantically around looking for somewhere.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I have dreams now where I go back and beat up all those girls.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Responded to completely the wrong comment, but you know what I mean. :-)

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

I do. I never get to beat them up, but once they all sneered at me & said "What are YOU doing here. You're SO OLD!" Which was a good point. I'm in my mid-thirties. Why am I still in the school toilets?

I woke up convinced I'd never have to dream about school again.

Hasn't been entirely successful.

[eveofdstruction.livejournal.com]

In my pee dreams the toilets are all either too broken or filthy to use, or they are completely in public view. Though I may just be fixated on bathroom fixtures, because I also have frequent dreams about tubs. I discover my house is full of giant jetted tubs, but they are all too dirty to use.

[girfan.livejournal.com]

In my pee dreams the toilets are all either too broken or filthy to use, or they are completely in public view.

I thought I was the only one to have that sort of dream! *phew!*

[victorianrose23.livejournal.com]

heh me too! Glad to know I'm not the only freak out there ;) ;) ;)

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

Horribly, sometimes I'm back to the school toilets where I was bullied, & there are big mean girls hanging around to block my way, filthy toilets & other horror...

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

This is a week for fucked-up dreams. I dreamt that I was playing football (the British kind) with the Rolling Stones. I was the goalie and I was trying to stop Keith from getting the ball past me into the net.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Obviously it's all about sex.

Keith for the goal!

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

But I'm not attracted to Keith! Except that, in the dream, I was remarking to myself at just how fit and agile he was. Argh!

I blame it on the copy of Rolling Stone I bought a coupla weeks ago. Johnny and Keith are on the cover.

[vicki-sine.livejournal.com]

It has been my experience when one is dreaming about taking a piss...it is much better if one never actually gets to complete that particular act.

Well at least you wake up drier.