I Am Sushi
Jul. 25th, 2002 10:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
the_siobhanI did it.
I Haf Signed Ze Papers.
I am now due to go into the hospital at some yet undisclosed date and get a portion of my insides taken out.
wibble
Have I mentioned that I Fucking Hate Surgery?
And the doctor told me I'm likely to be off work for Two. Fucking. Months. How the fuck am I going to survive that?
OK, OK, think on the bright side. No more curled up on the floor screaming my throat raw. That's worth a few months of ohmygodI'mgoingtobehomeless stress.
And with luck maybe I can convince the surgeon to install a zipper in my tummy so I can carry stuff in the empty space.
I Haf Signed Ze Papers.
I am now due to go into the hospital at some yet undisclosed date and get a portion of my insides taken out.
wibble
Have I mentioned that I Fucking Hate Surgery?
And the doctor told me I'm likely to be off work for Two. Fucking. Months. How the fuck am I going to survive that?
OK, OK, think on the bright side. No more curled up on the floor screaming my throat raw. That's worth a few months of ohmygodI'mgoingtobehomeless stress.
And with luck maybe I can convince the surgeon to install a zipper in my tummy so I can carry stuff in the empty space.
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The Missing Bit
Date: 2002-07-26 09:25 pm (UTC)Heh. You guys are remarkable.
Do NOT overdo it. This is major surgery and you will need to give your body time to rest and recover. This is not a time to be pushing yourself.
Are you kidding?
I did one of those on-line longevity tests the other day.
It said I'm going to be dead at 32.
(Much hilarity ensued.)