Not. My. Fucking. Week.

[the_siobhan]

Now the work server is down. And the Shark doesn't even get home until I'm supposed to be gone from here.

*bangs head on desk*

Fuck it. Just --- Fuck it.

I'm going to go turn on GTA and shoot a bunch of hookers.

Comments

[exsanguinated.livejournal.com]

well, that's a slight relief. i thought it was just me.

[the_axel]

Run over a bunch while you're at it.

I think it's important to mix up your mayhem :-)

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Done and done.

Then I played with my snake.

Now I can do my work without inserting "fuck" into every second sentance. This is probably for the best.

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go turn on GTA and shoot a bunch of hookers.

Thoroughly commendable behaviour. Keep up the good work. :-)

[the-fury.livejournal.com]

I have to agree with Axel. It's much more satisfying to watch them fall all over the hood and roof of the car.

And you can get craploads all at once.

Then again, to be honest, I've found that the golf club has a very satisfying crunch to it.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Then again, to be honest, I've found that the golf club has a very satisfying crunch to it.

We're not talking about video games any more, are we?

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

We were talking about video games?
(- goes back to hiding the cadavers -)

[the_axel]

I believe he's talking about GTA4 - Vice City.

It has more stuff (including helicopters & motorbikes).

[blackavar.livejournal.com]

I agree, definitely the golf club. Especially after changing into the silly golf clothes. It's just nicely out there.

[futabachan.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go turn on GTA

The entire megacity? All at once? Even the straight women and gay men? Wow, that's impressive....

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Phear my Might

[krztov.livejournal.com]

oi, yer phone cut out, call back ^_^

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Technology hates me.

I'll drop you a line tomorrow, after I talk to Ross.

[krztov.livejournal.com]

alrighty, ill make a few calls, check east coast interests, over and out

[blackavar.livejournal.com]

Ehh, I fire up Vice City and get all surly, walking around bumping into people, and the first one that says anything back to me gets the golf club. Lather, rinse, repeat over and over. "Hey, buddy! I'm walkin' heah!" Thud! Thwack! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Next!
More satisfying than shooting them, and less chance of drawing five million cops.

[benton.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go turn on GTA and shoot a bunch of hookers.

Make sure you fuck them first. Then you get your money back.

[the-tsm.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE LIKES SHOOTING HOOKERS.

YAY. DEAD HOOKERS.

[xthlcm.livejournal.com]

What does it mean when you get bored of shooting hookers?

After a few gutshots and bludgeonings I just said "enh" and started trying to reenact 9/11, only instead of a 747 it was a seaplane and instead of the twin towers it was hookers.

It was sad in some ridiculous Palahniuk way, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

[raphrat.livejournal.com]

ya'll really need to just play Postal 2

let your id roam free...

[mr-sharkey.livejournal.com]

What is this 'Postal 2' of which you speak?



OOOOoooo .. pretty!



M.

I know your pain.

[caspervonb.livejournal.com]

I've been having one of those weeks too.

I can feel the tension crawling in my bones and
it's making it difficult for me to do anything
that doesn't involve destruction.

Which is why I've decided to clean up the
place tonight and then see if I can't scrape
together enough change to go out and get wrecked.

The cleaning has got nothing to do with stress
relief, mind you, but I think that coming home
exhausted and out of my mind will be nice with a
clean apartment.

If that doesn't get the bugs out of my system, I
gonna see about getting me a heavy punching bag
and fitting it somewhere in here.